Lady Bracknell interviews her daughter Gwendolen's
|LADY BRACKNELL: Do you smoke?
JACK: Well, yes, I must admit I smoke.
|LADY BRACKNELL: I am glad to hear it. A man
should always have
an occupation of some kind. There are far too many idle men in London
it is. How old are you?
LADY BRACKNELL: A very good age to be married at.
I have always
been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know
everything or nothing. Which do you know?
|JACK: I know nothing, Lady Bracknell.
LADY BRACKNELL: I am pleased to hear it.
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