(I am waiting for Colin in the press room
of a first class hotel. My heart is pounding so fast. Oh, here he
comes. It’s Colin! As the Japanese journalist chosen to do this
interview, I have to make sure I do my job right and ask some good
Mr. Colin Firth, if you were a woman, would you rather go out with Mark
[Looking troubled] Hmm...that’s hard to say since I am not a woman. But
if I have to say something, I think there are a lot more Daniels than
Marks in the world. But I think if the choices are there, they operate
differently at different times in people’s lives. I know many of my
women friends have been through very unhappy relationships with
charming guys who hurt them. And in the end, they tend to marry a man
who is more trustworthy and stable, and possibly ‘boring’.
(Oh, Colin’s voice is so
gorgeous. His hair is...light brown, and his eyes are too. Wow!! What’s
that on his chest peeking out from under his shirt? ...It’s the same
color as his hair!!)
— Is Bridget a troublemaker?
Bridget’s mistakes wouldn’t be so bad if she was going out with anybody
other than Mark. He worries so much about appearances and saving face.
I think it is endearing. There is something very sweet about Bridget’s
mistakes. She is far more appealing than somebody who seems to conduct
herself in a streamlined perfect dignified manner all the time.
(Yeah! Colin is a very sweet
person, just as I imagined. I can’t stop looking at him. He is
fascinating. Oh, he’s looking away.)
— So, what is Renée like?
She’s the kind of woman that tries her best to make everyone else feel
comfortable. She is not at all like Bridget, because she is not a
person that misjudges things or makes a lot of mistakes. She is also
(Actually, I thought
Renée was a really nice person at her interview. I wonder if
Colin and Renée ever went out on a date...I am going to try to
— Ahem, where would [you]
recommend taking a visitor to London?
I recommend the Thames River. There is a lot of beautiful scenery if
you take a boat eastwards from Westminster to Greenwich. You can see
the famous Tower Bridge, the Tower of London and the London skyline
from the boat.
(It would be so wonderful if
Colin could take me there... let me fantasize about this for a little
while... Oh, where did everybody go? Was this all just a dream?!)